when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
i heard the first 2 seconds and I clicked reblog
THIS IS MAH JAM
I literally spent the whole time dramatically singing in my room
I cried at the episode.
THIS EPISODE WAS ON YESTERDAY AND I LITERALLY VIDEOED IT AND SENT IT TO MY FRIEND.
THIS EPISODE CHANGED MY LIFE
|- a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)|
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
An updated version of a previous post, it has a few more pics, and waaaaay better quality