- Talk Dirty To Me
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inaugural13:

shinykaito:

this should be a real song

So I met my best friend on the internet…

And when I say my “best friend,” I mean just the guy I talk to the most outside of school. So I guess that does make him my best friend, in some ways. Anyways, so he’s been on a trip for a while, and I haven’t talked to him in forever, and so I haven’t really talked to anyone outside of school.

I’m going to California soon and won’t be able to talk, so I hope he comes back online soon.

Sorry for complaining about this. I just get really worried sometimes.

tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

vagi2k14sodium:

let me tell you if you are dating me its gonna be an experience

babyferaligator:

theoprahwinfreynetwork:

theoprahwinfreynetwork:

what’s a comedian’s favorite breakfast food?

puncakes

more like dontmeal

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

people r talking about their political opinions and i am just over here like 

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fakefurry:

obamney
get memed

fakefurry:

obamney

get memed

fakefurry:

what the frick do u mean obamney isn’t ur otp

i live for the obamney fandom